the debates

Listening to debates, I always think of this great poem by e.e. cummings (don't worry, easy and fun to read cummings, not infuriating cummings):

the way to hump a cow is not

to get yourself a stool

but draw a line around the spot

and call if beautifool

to multiply because and why

dividing thens by nows

and adding and (i understand)

is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not

to elevate your tool

but drop a penny in the slot

and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath

on insulated brows

(while tossing boms at uncle toms)

is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not

to push and then to pull

but practicing the art of swot

to preach the golden rull

to vote for me (all decent mem

and wonens will allows

which if they don't to hell with them)

is hows to hump a cows